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Best Laugh of The Day

Jones: Today my damn step mom died

Mike: Ah man

Jones: And my dog got ran over

Mike: Ahh man

Jones: And i got a bottle stuck in my girl friends ass

Mike: HAHAHAHA BLOTD!

Gwash

1. A vagina that has been ejaculated into. Gareth shot his load into the gwat thus creating a gwash. See gwat, twat, creampie, vagina..

Feinerman

1. A man who is literally the finer of men. A large penis and long hanging testicles make him more of a horse than man, however his sense o..

The Zombies

1. The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead..

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