Blotd

What is Blotd?


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Best Laugh of The Day

Jones: Today my damn step mom died

Mike: Ah man

Jones: And my dog got ran over

Mike: Ahh man

Jones: And i got a bottle stuck in my girl friends ass

Mike: HAHAHAHA BLOTD!


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