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Zellweger

1. A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour ..

Piump

1. piump is the same thing as pimp except with sland and it sounds diffrent.The meaning is slighly diffrent the word piump is alittle more ..

Zweniphantometer

1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

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