Blotto

What is Blotto?


1.

Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme

You were so blotto last night

2.

To be extremley hammered

"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!

See hammered, pissed, wasted, fucked, blotto

3.

Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce

Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".

See drinking, alcohol, pub, wagon, booze

4.

nina megan liv's crew

oi oi here comes the blotto crew

See liv


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