What is Blotto?
1.
Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme
You were so blotto last night
2.
To be extremley hammered
"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!
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3.
Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce
Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".
Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".
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4.
nina megan liv's crew
oi oi here comes the blotto crew
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