What is Bloturd?
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Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
Random Words:
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To die. Derived from Monty Python's immortal Dead Parrot Sketch.
Example for "join the choir invisibule": "'E&..
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term used commonly by juggalos, juggalettes, ICP, etc. same as mother fucker
Man, that mutha facko wont share the faygo!
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