What is Bloturd?
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Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
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a place for old fat chicks to get their clothes
fat chick: i need to get some clothes
fat chick #2: let's go to Lane Bryant!
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A slang provacitive term for a girls clit, cunt, etc. you name it. Originally derived from eating the great mexican traditional food, w..
