What is Bloturd?
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Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
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west ham united football team
W.E.F.T.A.M. be playin today y'all. check it.
See football, urban, street, cockney, sport..
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A person whom society would judge to have a very bad/undesirable job.
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths..
