What is Bloturd?
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Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
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a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.
hey...did you see that total flesh..
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A radio, boom box, music maker, cd player
yo turn up dat ghetto blasta sucka
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a subwoofer for a car that creates massive amounts of..
