Blow Dry Her

What is Blow Dry Her?


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A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.

I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.

See blow dryer, blow job, cum, sex, fart


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