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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
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Poor man's condom.
Shit, bitch. I ain't got no condoms so I'll use this plastic wrap.
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Plasticy doom on a roll.
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