Blow J. Simpson

What is Blow J. Simpson?


1.

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

See blow job, blow j

2.

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

See blow job, jay, fellatio, blowjay, blowjob


58

Random Words:

1. 1.To make off something ( like a Boss) 2.To make something sound cool Andre: Do you Zigga like a Boss? Manish: Oh yes I do. ( Pause )..
1. The same as deadly, but one million times better(see deadly). Guy: Man that was deadly. Dude: No, man it was deadlay. Guy: Ya, you&ap..
1. A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege. "Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."..