What is Blow J. Simpson?
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Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.
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Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"
Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."
Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."
Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"
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One who has a fetish for flab. Mainly around the thighs, stomache, or arms.
"Gosh the flabmonster bit me today, he slobbered all o..
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something that is slightly unbelievable.
Isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?
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