Blow J. Simpson

What is Blow J. Simpson?


1.

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

See blow job, blow j

2.

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

See blow job, jay, fellatio, blowjay, blowjob


58

Random Words:

1. When you run your mouth. "Why did you tell him that?! Why would you even say something like that... You have oralrrhea..." S..
1. The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing ev..
1. A person really good at computer programming. Man, I wish I had a haivy to do my computer science homework! See computer science, smar..