Blow J. Simpson

What is Blow J. Simpson?


1.

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

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2.

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

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