What is Blow Monkey?
1.
Person who is very fond of powder cocaine
Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.
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when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.
Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.
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A dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. In order to avoid detection customers say can I have a taxi
"Can I have a taxi"
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20