What is Blow Out?
1.
The most ridiculous looking haircut to ever be sported by white people. It's an extra long tape up that is gelled into spikes, making the hair look like an extra greasy afro. A required hairstyle to grind with the true sluts in ANY Long Island club. The most famous, and arguably the original, blow outs are worn by Carmine and John Gotti Agnello, stars of A&E's "Growing Up Gotti." For accessories to complete the look, see
Blow out: Yo i spent 45 minutes gellin my fuckin heaa bitch you betta suck my salsicc'
True Slut: Ok but yo betta take me to the tanning salon when were done cuz im stahtin to turn white again.
Blow out: Arite whateva the fuck you say you fuckin cunt slut.
True Slut: Hee hee hee, Vinnie you ah so funny.
Blow out: Dats right bitch, I know John Gotti now get in my G35 and suck my dick.
2.
A hairstyle worn mainly by young Italian-American men. Sideburns and the nape of the neck start at a "1" and gradient speedily up to a full-blown Itlian-American Afro. Hair is jelled into a spikey-look and pulled from the head to maximize height and width.
Italian American #1- Aye, nice blow out
Italian American #2- Yo, props. Took me like 45 mins to get it right. It's a one on the bottom.
Italian American #1- Who did it?
Italian American #2- Joey's Barber in Morris Park
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3.
The actual meaning of the word 'blow out' describes the act of letting someone down, or 'blowing out'. This is usually pre-arranged plans that have had the definite go-ahead from a group of people or friends. The act often occurs the day after making plans when one weak individual does the classic first signs of blowing out...turning their phone off.
They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
Group "Who's up for Alton Towers tomorrow?"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads..e on..would I let you down?"
*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
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The actual meaning of the word 'blow out' describes the act of letting someone down, or 'blowing out'. This is usually pre-arranged plans that have had the definite go-ahead from a group of people or friends. The act often occurs the day after making plans when one weak individual does the classic first signs of blowing out...turning their phone off.
They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
Group "Who's up for Alton Towers tomorrow?"
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads..e on..would I let you down?"
*Next Morning*
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
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5.
A state of body and mind initiated with an overdose of the raver date rape drug GHB. Blow out symptoms include unconsciousness, twitching like an epileptic, moaning like a whore and / or waking up with lewd texta graffiti on skin.
"Haha Sonny's blown out again" she says, looking over at the twitching mass of panhead passed out in the corner.
6.
When someone holds in their farts for a t least a week, and then fart, It will blow out your asscrack and you will go through the roof.
Jack: Mrs. Fliff just Died!!
Harry: How?
Jack: Blow Out.
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Kicking the "F**K" out of the Lockers in the Locker Room cause you work with a bunch of "Fucking D**k Heads". Hence "Blow Out"
Yes, I kicked the "F**k" out of the Locker in the Locker Room. Because if I did not do that then my "Blow Out" would of resulted with me kicking the "F**k" out those "F**king D**k Heads" that I have to work with.
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