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when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. wh..
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An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.
Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s ..
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The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes s..