What is Blowing Off A Log?
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the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
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also called the hairy pear. Better known as the womens vagina.
I slowly licked her dirty pear.
See vagina, pussy, meat wallet, crotch..
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A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.
"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."
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