What is Blowing The Load?
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The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...
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When I was blowing the load on grandma's wig when she walked in.
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(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygardenor punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)
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