Blowjob Alarm Clock

What is Blowjob Alarm Clock?

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

See blowjob, sex, morning, alarm clock

Zit Bitchass

1. a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared. zit bitchass: yo i need more pimp..

Quafle

1. Something that is very sexual or nasty. Everyone quafled on Haley last night. See pleasure, cum, ejaculate, bust-a-nut 1. Something ..

Qwang

1. a chinese duck with a small penis hey dude check out the wang on that qwang :0 1. a chinese duck with a small penis hey dude check ..

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