Blowjob Alarm Clock

What is Blowjob Alarm Clock?

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

See blowjob, sex, morning, alarm clock

Vallely

1. take the word fightout of a sentence and replace it with vallely I want to vallely you for making fun of skaters. See fight, beat up, ..

Notty

1. Stupid way t spell naughty. Dat girl is notty. See naughty, notty, sex, orgasm, fuck, nigger, spic, wop, chink 2. 1) to not attend ..

Utensive

1. A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests. Geez, the..

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