Blowjob Alarm Clock

What is Blowjob Alarm Clock?

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

See blowjob, sex, morning, alarm clock

Lamine

1. An extremely handsome man who is smart, strong, and creative. wow that boy is so talented he is almost lamine. See lamine, lams, hands..

Herp Curt

1. A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak. a. Do you see that guys herp curt??..

Buddyfucker

1. One who screws a friend for his own selfish gain. That buddyfucker played like we were buds then told the boss I was an assclown...

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