Blowjob Alarm Clock

What is Blowjob Alarm Clock?

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

See blowjob, sex, morning, alarm clock

Exsecrabilus

1. An unknown version of the Latin word "exsecrabilis" meaning "cursed." Modifications were made to fit second declens..

Haveen

1. fat, ugly, very retarded You are such a Haveen See fat, stupid, ugly, retarded, weak..

Chicken In The Fridge

1. someone that has lots of money. Jacob has tons of chicken in the fridge. See money, sex, chicken, fridge, speaker..

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