Blowjob Alarm Clock

What is Blowjob Alarm Clock?

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

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Yawnorrhea

1. A transmittalbe yawn you unexplainably catch from a nearby yawner. I could barely stay up for the end of the game because Sarah gave m..

Fimp

1. Five dollar bill, commonaly used amonst the negro population of the chicagoland area "Yo, you gotta fimp I can borrow" 2. V..

Roach Pad

1. filthy household full of stoners. may also be inhabited by a large colony of cockroaches "hey man whats up? i'm just chillin ..

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