Blowjob Monkey

What is Blowjob Monkey?

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.

Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.

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Yekaterina

1. Russian, huge boobs and mad sexual. Often easily mistaken for a lusty prostitute. My pants were on fire last night, so i hired a Yekat..

Premature Puller

1. When someone pulls the car door handle at the same time someone is unlocking the door in turn keeping the door locked. Therefore that so..

Getting My Phelps On

1. A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps. *knock Knock "what are you guys u..

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