Blowjob Week

What is Blowjob Week?


1.

The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.

"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"

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2.

The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bagperforms blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks

shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??

rory: no man shes up on blocks

shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!

rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!

lads: NICE!!

enda: DIES!!!!

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