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A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, ..
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a woman's vagina, that has extremly long lips that look like they could fly a kite. used as an insult.
"FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING..
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To kill a person while on a mattress,i.e. in bed.
Damn, that girl/guy is cute. I'd love to take him/her home and commit mattrecide..