What is Blown Clam Syndrome?
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Blown Clam Syndrome is when a perfectly good white girl beds down with a negro or several negros. Causing irreversible dammage to her perfectly good clam due to long periods of wear and tear on her clam from oversized negro dongs. It is not unheard of to have a clam that is perminantly open and lips that are stretched like a roosters gobbler.
1. Damn that camel toe looks huge. That's no camel toe, it's blown clam syndrome.
2. Science has proven a direct relationship between Rap music and Blown Clam Syndrome.
3. Blown Clam Syndrome is at it's highest level in 50 years.
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