What is Blowpig?
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An overweight woman used exclusively for oral sex.
"Dude, have you seen Kevin's Girlfriend?"
"The fatty?"
"Yeah, she's a total blowpig."
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An individual, primarily a female, who performs the act of fellatio upon one or more police officers
Sam's mom is such a blowpig, when his dad isnt home she is busy suckin off every cop in town.
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Another term for a lesbian
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Very extended descriptive metaphor
William Shakespeare uses Elizabethan Conceit very frequently throughout Romeo and Juliet.
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