Blowpig

What is Blowpig?

An overweight woman used exclusively for oral sex.

"Dude, have you seen Kevin's Girlfriend?"

"The fatty?"

"Yeah, she's a total blowpig."

See oral, blowjob, fatty, ho, pork

An individual, primarily a female, who performs the act of fellatio upon one or more police officers

Sam's mom is such a blowpig, when his dad isnt home she is busy suckin off every cop in town.

See blowjob, whore, fellatio, load, oral, cum, cock, gobbler

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