What is Blowtard?
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1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.
2: A generally annoying younger cokehead
God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.
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A Guy that or girl Sniffs Cocaine and acts retarded ,Or a Gay guy Or girl that is addicted to giving Blow jobs.
Chris Cocker sure is a hot Blowtard! Or that Blowtard sniffed up all our Cocaine .
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TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.
Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.
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someone who knows little about perverted things and porn but pretends they know it all.
person 1: William said he knew what a dildo is but wouldnt say what is was! haaha!
person 2 : yea. what a fucking blowtard!
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A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
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Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.
"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard
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