Bluche

What is Bluche?

Bluetooth + Douche

A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

See bluetooth, headset, douche, ahole, yuppie

Jessy-ho

1. Small in height, Loser "Look at that guy, what a jessy-ho" See jess, small, ho, loser..

Douchebaganism

1. The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology. Since you are a cert..

Oneyedsnake

1. slang for the male penis Tonight mary is gonna be staring at the old oneyedsnake...

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