Bluche

What is Bluche?

Bluetooth + Douche

A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

See bluetooth, headset, douche, ahole, yuppie

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