Bluche

What is Bluche?

Bluetooth + Douche

A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

See bluetooth, headset, douche, ahole, yuppie

Raging Manatee Boner

1. The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally. Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks..

Jsyak

1. just so you all know M: Jsyak, I just shit myself. F: Ew, jsyak, I'm grossed out... See just, so, you, all, know..

Chunky Fun

1. Having relations with a fat chick. That three hundred pound girl would be some chunky fun...

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