Bluche

What is Bluche?

Bluetooth + Douche

A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

See bluetooth, headset, douche, ahole, yuppie

Hazed

1. Being harrassed by others. "Dude, did you see that dork?" "Yeah bro, I hazed his ass." See pwned, schooled, serve..

Ass Crunch

1. indicated you like to nibble on the occasional bum cheek, with teeth. Give it a crunch. You're a fucking ass crunch..

Zoogasm

1. Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit. Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave..

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