What is Blue Berry Surprise?
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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."
Hugo - "Nice Dude."
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A time when everything in your life is not right, or fucked up.
I'm caught in the latrix lately...
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What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).
Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donk..