Blue Box Edit Meaning

1.

n. What a woman gets after becoming sexually excited, but not satisfied. The female equivalent to blue balls.

When I left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box.

See blue balls, vagina, orgasm, lack, gratification

2.

A tone generator built and used by phone phreaks during the 70s to illegally obtain free telephone service by synthesizing audio dial tones used for controlling switching stations.

The infamous hacker icon Captain Crunch helped to popularize usage of the blue box in the 70s, making AT&T's long distance phone service affordable for the masses.

See 2600, captain crunch, phone phreak

3.

Noun - a person's fakest smile; a person's generic picture smile

Origin: Kraft commercials stating, "Kids like the one in the blue box cause it's the cheesiest."

Damn, where's the camera? Kelly's got his blue box on.

Jake: Seriously, I don't mind at all.

Jess: Really, then why are you shootin' me the blue box?

See krafty, cheesin', cheesing, cheese'n, cheshire cat, say cheese, flash a cheezy

4.

The act of sodomizing a corpse. Necrophilia

I went out to the cemetery last night, and got myself a little blue box.

See Anonymous