What is Blue Bruise?
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Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.
Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.
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(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.
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The lack of visual acuity caused by the relocation of the appendage on the shoulders being repositioned into a posterior opening..........
