Blue Jean Baptist

What is Blue Jean Baptist?


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A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.

Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.

See birkenstocks, evangelical


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