Blue Jean Bruise

What is Blue Jean Bruise?

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

See bruise, hump, dry hump, rub, burn, sore

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