Blue Jean Bruise

What is Blue Jean Bruise?

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

See bruise, hump, dry hump, rub, burn, sore

Zjong

1. A zjong is a sandnigger; a retarded middle eastern child. there was a zjong on my plane. See sand, nigger, middle eastern, terrorist, ..

Kosheen

1. A crap band, they sold out on a DFS advert, a cheap shit furniture company I bought kosheens new album, you Twat!..

Zomgpwnt

1. ZOMGPWNT. transalation: omg you just got ownt. look up ZOMG and PWNT for deitails. ZOMGPWNT NOOB. ..

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