Blue Lagoon Edit Meaning

1.

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

See dumpster, crapper, shitter, can

2.

A condom or waterballon is lodged in ones anal. then the rubber is filled with water from a house hold garden hose, The content of the expanding container will burst and release poo water.

"Alright guys, I don't care if you dick slap me when im sleeping, just no blue lagoon."

3.

While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.

Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.

See blue, lagoon, potty, shit, doggystyle

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