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Star Wars related pubic hair disaster
I got her back to mine and offered to show her my light sabre only to find her underwear was the ..
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A purveyor of the carpetbomb. This means that this person will go into other people's homes, uninvited, and shit on their carpets, ..
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A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub
Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He..