What is Blue Marlin?
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During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.
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A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loafof fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.
Damn that sucks, I ju..
