Blue Monkey

What is Blue Monkey?


1.

Blue Monkey is a phrase used when the act of anal sex has occured. The phrase is best used right after the act has occured, by calling up a friend and screaming

"BLUE MONKEY"

*calls up a friend*

"BLUE MONKEY!!!"

2.

in the wenter if you blow your nose on a dirty snot rag, useing the same one all year. when you pull it out of the top right or top left pocket and drop it on hte ground, you call that a blue monkey

i found a blue monkey in my boy friends pocket yester day... EEEEW

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