What is Blue Smartie Syndrome?


1.

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

See Tristan


59

Random Words:

1. Being repeatedly kicked in the balls after really, really orgasmic sex. The bully orgylated Billy after stealing his girlfriend, and Bi..
1. People adorned in black, white and other ridiculous color combinations meant to convey the visage of "hardcore." They just loo..
1. v. To take a huge shit. I tried to snap a tail on my lunch break but some asshole was hogging the can. See downtownj..