Blue Yoshi

What is Blue Yoshi?


1.

A character in the Super Mario Brother Video Game Series. He is ridden by the other characters and deserves every minute of it. He is really the token bitch of the game. He sucks massive amounts of cock and absolutely LOVES to feel the warm jizz all over his face and in the back of his throat. He uses his long tounge to lick the taint while he fondles the head of the cock.

After realizing how gay Blue Yoshi was Mario and friends beat the fuck out of him and sent him packing. He took up residence in Lank Three South where he made money by sucking off almost all of the guys there. Kevin was the exception, he just watched and jerked off.

2.

The greatest of all yoshis, and extremely powerful. Does not suck anything, or at anything.

I almost died, but Blue Yoshi pwned the crazed n00b and saved my life.


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