Blueberries Edit Meaning

1.

A great strand of dank cannabis.

I just smoked a Blueberry blunt to the dome.

See Zack

2.

Humorous substitute for an expletive. Seemingly nonsensical, but always funny.

A CAR pulls up the alley behind him. Alex slumps down in his seat as the car passes. Some kind of PRIVATE SECURITY car. Rent-A-Cop. Shit. The car parks. FUCK. A second later, a big, mean-looking man steps out, holding a heavy black maglight, a GUN clearly visible on his belt. Blueberries.

Credit: Tim Minear, Drive

See curse, fuck, shit, damn, expletive, Dwigt

3.

When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping.

I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.

See clippers, blueberries, ball, sack, ballsack

4.

The biological state of a man's bollicks (balls) attained after being knackered from hours of sexual activity

I roger'd that girl so much that my bollicks look like little blueberries

See balls, blueballs, blue balls, bollicks, nuts, cojones

5.

when your dog has crap on it's ass hairs

John: whats that on your dos ass

Mary: nastysmelly blueberries

See gross, poop, dog, shit, toilet

6.

The condition resulting from not being able to use ones BlackBerry. The most common causes are no signal availability,

or having your emails blocked because you're friends are sick of reading about how your email was sent "via BlackBerry"

"dude...im dying over here....my outbox is backed up because I cant get a signal on my BlackBerry"

"ooh...sounds like you've got a case of BlueBerries"

See blue berry, blueberry, blueberries