Blueberry Fist

What is Blueberry Fist?

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)

2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.

"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."

See angry stranger, blue hand

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