Blueberry Job

What is Blueberry Job?


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The most explicit and exotic sexual acts known to mankind. Invented in world war II by the Four Founders of Fantastic Fetishes, the blueberry job has thus far been banned in 50 different countries for various reasons, one of them being the dangerous materials needed to complete it. These materials include: blueberries, gerbil, applesauce and whipped cream. Occasionally, there may be a cougar present.

Christmas: Hey Lauren, can I have a blueberry job?"

LAuren: Fuck yaaa!"

Mohammad: Hey, there's a cougar outside. Want a blueberry job?"

Jessie: I don't know, is it Tuesday?

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