Blueberry Muffin Edit Meaning

1.

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

2.

It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.

-From Collegehumor

Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.

3.

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

See Joe

4.

a blueberry muffinis a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

See blueberry muffin, muffin, buttered muffin, vagina

5.

a blow job!

Marry gave Pete the best blueberry muffin last night!

See Lucia