What is Blueberry Muffin?
1.
When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.
Also called
cupcake .
2.
It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor
Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.
3.
A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
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4.
a blueberry
i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.
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5.
a blow job!
Marry gave Pete the best blueberry muffin last night!
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