Blueburrito

What is Blueburrito?


1.

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burritalclimax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmictaste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.

Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.

See chipotle, blueball, blueballed, burrito, mexican food, burrital, burrital climax


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