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When the big hand's on "last call for alcohol" and the little hand's on "that dude's been here since happy..
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The village bike. If you were to perform the cunning linguist on this girl, you are more than likely to get a taste of your best mates ..
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The sexual position involving two people, preferably females, and one double ended dildo. You can figure out the rest. This position was..