Blues Festival

What is Blues Festival?


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The act of becoming innebriated to the point of losing all of one's worldly possesions, including (but not limited too) one's cowboy hat, shirt, cell phone and anal dignity. The blues festival is only culminated with passing out in a feces infested porta-potty.

"What did you do last weekend?"

"I took Jesus to the concert but he pulled a Blues Festival and I had no one to hang out with."


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