Bluetard

What is Bluetard?


1.

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"

"LOL omg he is."

"He looks like an idiot.."

"What a fucking bluetard."

See bluetool, douche, fuckhead, retard, cunt

2.

n., pn. 1.A member of the Blue army. 2. A Blue Army member so retarded that calling him a retard would be an offense to retards everywhere.

"Caboose, you bluetard!" ~Sarge

3.

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"

"LOL omg he is."

"He looks like an idiot.."

"What a fucking bluetard."

See bluetool, douche, fuckhead, retard, cunt


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