Bluetooth Defense

What is Bluetooth Defense?


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A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.

Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense

See bluetooth, defense, talking, himself, problems


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