What is Bluetooth Tourettes?
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Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!
The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.
Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
Random Words:
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A shortened version of "lol am I right?"
My girlfriend said she wanted something for her birthday that she could actually use..
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By the time you finish typing a long comment in a chatroom, the subject has changed.
Bob1: my dog is so cool! (John3 is typing) Anne2: ..
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A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...
(fast forward to 12/23/2012....
