What is Blueturds?
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A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.
"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"
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