What is Bluffin' With My Muffin?


1.

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

See bluffin, muffin, pastry, pokerface

2.

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

See muffin, bisexual, vagina

3.

The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."

See gaga, muffin, poker, lying, with


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