Blumenthal

What is Blumenthal?


1.

In respectable, Jewish circles, occasionally used as a euphemism for a lady's SPORRAN or KOSHER EQUIPMENT.

Many years ago, in an unfamiliar Turkish bath in Bermondsey, Great-aunt Cissy - perhaps slightly confused and deafened by the steamy environment - mistook the Cockney lady attendant's enquiry "D'ya want a BLOOMIN' TOWEL?" for an aggressive, lesbian advance.

Once the misunderstanding was cleared up, matters were soon resolved in the most friendly manner. Indeed, after tea and biscuits, a congenial chat about the progress of the war and their mutual detestation of Mr Hitler (and a sly nip of the strictly-rationed GLEN SPORRAN Scotch Whisky) the two ladies - by this time, firm friends - found enough shared interests to comfortably conjoin their loins in an adjacent, private cubicle.

Amusingly and coincidentally, it turned out that Cissy's new chum had once been quite intimately acquainted with a Mr BLUMENTHAL.

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