Blumf

What is Blumf?

1.

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

See Dave

2.

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

Your mother is a BLUMF!!!!!!!

See big, ugly, mother, fucker

3.

Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker

God your a fucking BLUMF

See Guy

4.

Stands for Big Lipped Ubangy Mother Fucker. It is not ugly, like the previous example stated. Ubangy is slang for someone of African tribal descent. A deroggatory term for negroes..

-Most basketball players, including Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton, are BLUMFs..

-Go collect your well-fare, like a BLUMF.

5.

when you get a blowjob while going for a shit at the same time

guy: fancy a blumf?

girl: whats a blumf?

guy: c'mon into the shitter and i'll show you

See blumf, blowjob, shit, dump, suck

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