What is Blumke?
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A rare last name that translates to someone who cheats or lies. A person who is not content with only ahving one significant other. Everyone knows about this persons exersions but a Blumke always seems to talk himself out of it.
"I broke up with my ex because he kept cheating on me then lying about it. He tried to make out with my best friend and then said she was making it up!"
"wow, what a blumke"
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anal sex, up the bum, driving on the dirt track.
i've got a tatoo on my arsethat says no rear entry, because im not gay...
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Scottish rhyming slang for cunt. Named after a Scottish TV sports personality, from the same era as the also unfortunately named Shereen..
