What is Blumke?
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A rare last name that translates to someone who cheats or lies. A person who is not content with only ahving one significant other. Everyone knows about this persons exersions but a Blumke always seems to talk himself out of it.
"I broke up with my ex because he kept cheating on me then lying about it. He tried to make out with my best friend and then said she was making it up!"
"wow, what a blumke"
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When, during sexual intercourse (esp. doggystyle), the man pulls out and cums in a martini glass. He then mixes his cumwith some vodka a..