Blumken Edit Meaning

1. A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker. Goddamn that uni-balle..

1. A physical, shaking motion, often exhibited while achieving climax during sexual activity. "Right before you come, let me know so ..

1. When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich. The..