What is Blumkin?
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"
getting a blowjob whilst taking a stinky Shit.
Anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.
The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.
Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.
The act of receiving very tempting
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.
I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.
taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock
Me and Susie blumkinated last night.
Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet
She gave me a blumkin