What is Blump Club?
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The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.
Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.
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Too much "dressy" trim on a house.
My realtor showed one house, but it had too much gingerbread fuck.
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The act of farting without clothes on.
Honey....that was a wicked unfiltered fart.
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