Blump Club

What is Blump Club?


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The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.

Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.

See blumpy, blimpie, blimpy, blompy, bloompy


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