What is Blump Club?
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The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.
Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.
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