Blump To Blump

What is Blump To Blump?


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the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

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