Blumpchode

What is Blumpchode?

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

See chode, blumpkin, shit, blow job, choad

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Chode Slap

1. to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face Charlie chode slapped me i..

Anal Cartographer

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