Blumpchode

What is Blumpchode?

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

See chode, blumpkin, shit, blow job, choad

Splugetacular

1. After jacking off for over 3 hours, without reaching climax, you hide behind some bushes, and snipe someone in the beak with your ejacul..

Ebayer

1. Someone who buys or sells on ebay websites. +10 good ebayer is dis guy. Fast payeer of money f0r teh jar containing celebrity snot. Yup..

Queue Regret

1. The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..

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