Blumpchode

What is Blumpchode?

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

See chode, blumpkin, shit, blow job, choad

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